This has been the shortest “You Mad, Bro” in our short history. Philly game-threads across the internet are eerily quiet since the team has stunk– but we already knew Philadelphians were fairweather “fans.”
From SB Nation’s “The Good Phight” Blog:
- Ughhhhh Jimmy. Ughhhh.
- “Dad on Dom Brown not scoring on Young’s single: “Why didn’t he go home?!?! Even I could score from second on that! He’s DUMBonic Brown! He must have a low IQ!””
- “LOL METS”
- “phillie killin the wright way…fucker”
- “LOL Mets! Just wing it.”
- “What kind of throw was that? lol Mets”
- “I’m starting to dislike Young more than I disliked David Bell. And I really, really disliked David Bell.”
- “Who is paying Sarge and Murph to suck off Delmon Young”
- “Amaro?”
- “Come on Chooch!”
- “Damn.”
- “sarge : he’s too young to be taking pitches. That’s choice nonsense vomit” ““too young to be taking pitches”? Delmon? or Michael?”
- “Nice drop, Delmon.”
- “You fat fuck” ‘
- “‘Ryan Howard at bad’ hmmm…”
- “at least he didn’t tear his Achilles on the last play of the game there…”
From MLB’s Philadelphia Phillies Message Board:
- “Odds are somthing will go wrong.”
- “Lineup would actually look decent with a competent right fielder.”
- “They’ve got these scouting reports from seven years ago that say Delmon Young is gonna be pretty good someday”
- “OMG…Sarge and Wheeler putting me to sleep.”
- “I’ve got the Mutt feed. 9 innings of Ron “James Woods” Darling”
- “Simply a horrible 0-2 pitchby Hamels. Wonder who he’ll blame.”
- “BOOOOOOOOOOO, Hamels”
- “I’d like to know who does the makeup for the guy pitching tonight. He looks so much like Cole Hamels, but sure is throwing <shit.”
- “Can anybody remind me why Nix is on this team?”
- “The two worst bullpens in the NL (Phils worst in all MLB) combined to give up 0 runs tonight. That’s… somethin.”
- “A loss to the Mutt’s. Game thread with 80 posts. Monty and RJA don’t realize fans are not going to continue to support this gang. Sell.”
- “Blow it up. The Phillies have lost their fight. Not a clutch hitter among them.”
- “The Mets own Cole Hamels, and always have.”
