From SB Nation’s “The Good Phight“:
- “I loathe the Mets.”
- “I guess with these uniforms, the Mets will be harder to pickoff!”
- “Guess who wants Burnett now? NOBODY”
- “Burnett’s trade value is rising by the minute. Oh sorry! I meant sinking like a stinkin’ rock”
- “You know if you connected a cat anus to a bartolo colon you’d be like halfway there if you were trying to construct a model of the lower part of an alimentary tract. Or you could use AJ Burnett the way he’s pitching tonight and get the whole thing in one shot.”
- “I’m glad Howard is hitting cleanup breaking up Byrd and Ruiz.”
- “That camo jersey-white pants combo looks silly.”
- “Irony matchup here. Travis D’Arnaud vs. Aumont. EDIT: And D’Arnaud wins it. :-((“
- “Abreu padding his double-plays.”
- “Ah man i missed a Howard error”
- “Hold Up. Howard strikes out on a fastball right down the middle? WHAAAA????”
- “That was such a SWING OF DEFEAT.”
- “Bases loaded for the cleanup hitter, alrig….ah crap, i forgot.”
- “1 run on 13 hits. Utterly pathetic.”
- “Utterly pathetic. Good summation of too many games this season.”
From “Phillies Nation“:
- “Bleh., Mets draw first blood…”
- “4-0 already, Goodnight”
- “This just keeps getting uglier…”
- ““From what I hear, if there is one (a trade) it will be late in the process.” -Ryne Sandberg”
- “It’s already late in the process”
- “Guess there had to be a reason two different teams traded former Cy Young winners for D’arnaud.”
- “Strike out? Ground out or fly out?”
- “our pain du jour has ended.”
- “Glad I watched this stinker! Our new team motto should be:
“Phillies baseball – redefining FUGLY!”
