From SB Nation’s “Pinstripe Alley” Blog:
- “Go Yankees. Beat the Mets. I want to win five dollars.”
- “Shame we couldn’t play in Citi Field first. I wanted to see Bart hit.”
- “Yankees Mets World Series. Just for this.”
- “I share a birthday with him. I feel ashamed.”
- “Ivan Nova ✔ @IvanNova47 Today we gonna win 5-1!!!!! Let’s go Yankees!!!!. @inova47 Instagram #follow me !!!!!!”
- “So the Mets went and got Bartolo, Valverde, Bobby Abreu and Dice K…”
- “Are you guys gonna watch the game on SNY? I really like their announcers. About the only thing the Mets do right.”
- “Nope. I find their voices too dull. What they say is fine, but I won’t stay awake.”
- “Still better then Kay.”
- “I’m giving it a shot for now. Let’s see how long it lasts. Never listened to the Mets broadcast, but it’s nice to not hear Kay’s voice right now.”
- “WTF are the hats”
- “The Manufacturin’ Mets”
- “That’s much better. Do the Mets have zero outfielders in the minors? I mean, Bobby Abreu?”
- “Bart looks like a frog. Why did I just see this.”
- “Don’t mind me…Just dropping in.
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- “oh what kind of douchebag compliments Kay to get on TV”
- “Kay in never the best part of a game.”
- “unless the game is “throw rocks at the announcer””
- “These empty seats are sad too look at”
- “the Mets are THE most vial of ALL Yankee opponents. I hate everything about the Mets. To start with their manager looks like the kid that beat up on a daily basis in school. Met fans? I try to treat them like human beings, but theres something very odd about them,something repulsive. It’s as if they’re a mutant race of primates in a penal colony in Queens, this way they they can’t reproduce and overrun the rest of us. It’s almost as if they’re cartoon characters, they get excited and scream lets go mets, hell, these people are painted ORANGE! All one has to do is look at these people,which as a baseball fan we are forced to do, to know somethings not quite right. Theres one poor kid painted with Met colors. Why didn’t his father simply paint a birthmark on his face and get the poor kid braces!Then theres a woman with orange hair! What are these strange things? The ONLY logical explanation is that they’re the Met muppets!They aren’t part of a crowd, their a freak show! And whats with the cute little curlicue ny on their ever changing cap?The Mets are NOTHING more than an imitation ny team!!I could go on and on, but no one is going to read this stuff anyway!!”
- “Please tell me how Travis d’Arnaud is a better prospect than Gary Sanchez if he isn’t going to hit.”
- “Extra points for silent D”
- “To be fair to him. He has at least a 60/80 name.”
- “Watching Mets broadcast because Kay.”
- “Dammit McCann”
- “Brian Roberts . . . why?”
- “Gardner plants one!!!!”
- “He should “accidentally” spill his drink on that guy in the Wright jersey.”
- “Bean him with peanuts”
- “Or a can of “beans.””
- “….so, that’s what a shortstop is like”
- “Gardner has a girlie arm”
- “You swing like a girl Abreu”
- “True New Yorkers are Met fans. Well Fuck we are screwed”
- “Well fuck.”
- “Fuck you Granderson”
- “Grandy :(“
- “Oh…“The Bronx Invasion”. Does it count as an invasion if there’s no resistance?”
- “Lets get that awesome Mets BP in and get the bats going”
- “Stop missing pitches McCann. It isn’t good for your bats health”
- “The baserunning on this team has been pitiful lately”
- “LOLMets”
- “Mets gonna Met.”
- “Top catching prospect.”
- “Ace you are pitching like CC”
- “Why is Eric Young Jr. killing us?”
- “We’re going to need more Mets derp.”
- “Good thing there’s always more Mets derp.”
- “A-Rod for Wright Noah Syndergaard and Wilmer Flores. Forgot to add that my friend has been saying that for a week”
- “Tex dead, Beltran dead, CC dead, Pineda dead.”
- “What the hell is a Jenrry Mejia?”
- “Sori thinks it’s Cy Young.”
- “What is that coming out of his hat?”
- “McCann is fucking awful”
- “WHY ARE THE YOUNGS MURDERING US!?”
- “welp”
- “fuck”
- “For fucks sake”
- “Jesus Christ”
- “This isn’t over. Farnsworth is lurking.”
- “SHIT SHIT SHIT”
- “How did we get here? {cries}”
- “PLEASE come back and win this.”
- “Oh my God…he was so slow.”
- “Don’t worry, we have McCann….oh, shit.”
- “you motherfucker”
- “MOTHER FUCKER”
- “FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK”
- “So much hate right now.”
