You’re a mean pair, Fred and Jeff
You really are the worst,
You’re as silly as a clown, you’re as charming as an eel, Fred and Jeff,
You’re bad owners who should really sell!
You’re a dumb pair, Fred and Jeff,
Your brains are two empty holes,
Your past is full of Madoff, you’re as productive as Jason Bay, Fred and Jeff,
No other city would touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re bad for baseball, Fred and Jeff,
You have termites in your smiles,
You have the same baseball sense as a picket fence, Fred and Jeff,
Given a choice between the two of you, I’d rather have nobody at all!
